Details: Illuminati Member Reveals Exactly What The Secret Society Is

Details Illuminati Member Reveals Exactly What Illuminat Is
Details Illuminati Member Reveals Exactly What Illuminat Is
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“In the business of show business, no words spread more fear than “The Illuminati”. Well, perhaps other than “woman over forty years old”. The annals of song anthology, dark corners of the web and more than a few nutjobs have alluded to the secret cult that somehow controls our society from behind the scenes.
For such a notorious group, though, it’s pretty hard to believe that we don’t actually know what they do, but they’re so secretive or non-existent that we’ve got no idea beyond their insignia, which features an all-seeing eye on a triangle or pyramid.

Illuminati Member Reveals Exactly What The Secret Society Is – Fortunately for your average internet conspiracist (or unfortunately for anyone trying to keep track of everything going down online at the moment), a former member of the Illuminati has crept out of the woodwork, ready to spill his former society’s secrets.

As you might expect from a group everyone thinks is the Geppetto to planet Earth’s Pinocchio, there are some pretty wild things to expect from the next couple of years if the Illuminati is to be believed.

Henry Smith writes Viral Thread:

The member of the Illuminati in question here had been recruited as a nineteen-year-old, but left the group after 47 years following a meeting he’d had, which possibly left shivers down his spine.

The first thing to get out of the way is that Barack Obama is not a member, but apparently, Abraham Lincoln, Leon Trotsky and Saddam Hussein were all able to hang out in the dedicated bunkers the Illuminati have in preparation from nuclear war. Oh yeah, the Illuminati thinks that World War 3 is imminent, and world leaders who are also part of the group are hiding out in these bunkers, with a bunker under Denver Airport being just one of 439 around the globe.

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The biggest Illuminati bunker is in São Paulo, Brazil, which is capable of holding over 5,000 of your favourite celebrities and politicians as you perish in nuclear fire.

The anonymous source also claimed that one of the bigger conspiracies of the modern era, the moon landing, was indeed real, but the scandal resides in the fact that the first moon landing was achieved in 1962… by the Russians. We can also thank the Illuminati for the invention of disease, plus they’re taking a page from the Simpsons and inventing a way to block out the Sun… because reasons.

They’re also responsible for the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, which the source claimed was part of an attempt to plant microbodies in the brains of children, and control the entirety of Asia, thanks to the influence of a little known Russian by the name of Vladimir Putin.

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All right then. I reckon it’s time to put on the tinfoil hats, but what does the internet make of this Illuminati defector?

These outlandish claims were made by Imgur user stevestig76, who made a lengthy post on the site that detailed everything we’ve talked about earlier. The post has since been decried by the wider Imgur community, with several users calling shenanigans on the escaped puppet master.

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lurkinginpublic simply said:

“For the first time: Illuminati not confirmed.” Another user going by the name of CrowbarOmega simply said “Someone wrote all of this…” while FeelingAverage quipped: “Ah yes, Imgur is the exact place I would want to reveal a huge government conspiracy.”

In our Illuminatist’s defense, maybe the more conventional news outlets would have Illuminati members ready to snuff out any hint of an unveiling of their society, and by going to Imgur, he was just making sure the story got out. Gosh, I sound like one of them now.

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Personally, I think this whole story has a lot of insane, outlandish statements that sound more like the ramblings of a crazy person, but the one story that took it too far for me is when they said that former Prime Minister Gordon Brown was a member… but got kicked out for being “too rebellious”.

Somehow, that’s less believable than a plot to block out the Sun.

On the other hand, wouldn’t it be crazy if this was a red herring plot by the Illuminati, designed to throw us off the trail while continuing their real plans in the background?

Let’s take a look at this human sacrifice that took place at the Large Hadron Collider, and remind ourselves that one nutjob aside, there are plenty of other nutjobs lurking behind the scenes.